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enfieldspares

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An old Duke lay dying in his bed on his English estate.

He called his butler, his cook and his gardener to him.

He says to his butler. "Smith you've been my butler for sixty years and never could I have wanted a better servant. My household has always been run to the highest order of excellence and the envy of all. So I'm going to leave you one of the farms on my Scottish estate. Red Hall. You won't know it but it has ten rooms".

He says to his cook. "Mrs Jones you've been my cook for forty years. The food was the best in the land and my table the envy of all. So I'm going to leave you one of the farms on my Welsh estate. Blue Hall. You won't know it but it has eight rooms".

And finally he says to his gardener. "Simpkins in the thirty years you've worked for me my garden has become a n overgrown jungle of weeds, my lawns a disgrace and that whole condition of this, my English estate, has made me a laughing stock throughout the country. So I'm going to leave you f*ck all".

"I don't think I know that one Sir, which of your estates would that be on and how many rooms does it have?"
 
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basil

Distinguished Member
An old Duke lay dying in his bed on his English estate.

He called his butler, his cook and his gardener to him.

He says to his butler. "Smith you've been my butler for sixty years and never could I have wanted a better servant. My household has always been run to the highest order of excellence and the envy of all. So I'm going to leave you one of the farms on my Scottish estate. Red Hall. You won't know it but it has ten rooms".

He says to his cook. "Mrs Jones you've been my cook for forty years. The food was the best in the land and my kitchen the envy of all. So I'm going to leave you one of the farms on my Welsh estate. Blue Hall. You won't know it but it has eight rooms".

And finally he says to his gardener. "Simpkins in the thirty years you've worked for me my garden has become a n overgrown jungle of weeds, my lawns a disgrace and that whole condition of this, my English estate, has made me a laughing stock throughout the country. So I'm going to leave you f*ck all".

"I don't think I know that one Sir, which of your estates would that be on and how many rooms does it have?"
:rofl:
 

finnbear270

Well-Known Member
Seasick Steve even has some! "I was born with nothing, & I still have most of it left":rofl:, So as you can see, Bugger all is very popular, must be why there is Bugger all to be had at the moment.
 

shaun22/250

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Dont read them then :doh:,somebody started this thread last year and it was brilliant laugh

And not only that but a few of us bought boxes of bugger all that basil had for sale and the proceeds went to charity, life dosn't have to be serious 24/7 :D
 

ruby tuesday

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I am glad this is back I really wanted to buy some last year when there was a glut on the market but when I finally tried it was all gone, gonna buy double this year wont get caught out twice.....................
 
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