buying condoms


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A young man goes into a pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."


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'Back in the day', I asked a starchy lady in the chemist for 'three condoms, please Miss'. She said 'don't you 'Miss' me' (in her starchy voice); so I said: 'OK, make it four, then'!.

Went into our local chemist for condoms. The chap said 'sorry, we don't stock them; have you tried Boots?'
I said 'yes, but it comes out of the lace holes!'.