Chicken Farmer

bobg757

Well-Known Member
Chicken farmer went to a local bar..... Sat next to a woman and
ordered a glass of champagne..


The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!'


'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me....
I am celebrating'


'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the
woman.


'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man
asked, 'What are you celebrating?'


'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'


'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years
all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertile
eggs.'


'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become
fertile?'


'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said,

'What a coincidence.
 

tumbleweed

Well-Known Member
Brilliant mate. sounds like me in my younger days, 5 weans to my name with four different women. Whats her name????? HaHa
 

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