Chicken Farmer


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Chicken farmer went to a local bar..... Sat next to a woman and
ordered a glass of champagne..

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me....
I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man
asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years
all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertile

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said,

'What a coincidence.


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Brilliant mate. sounds like me in my younger days, 5 weans to my name with four different women. Whats her name????? HaHa