Dead man propped up by two men in attempt to collect his pension at post office.

Ratel

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Went to collect the wages from an Arklow bank one Friday morning, note on door. "Closed due to bank raid". You couldn't write it. Best was three of them ran down the back street, what was there? The Gardai barracks, "Gotcha". Only in Ireland😂
 

Stalker1962

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This is why I like the Irish, I just love that can do attitude...
Once had an Irish "client" whom I was 'challenging' in an interrogation interview post-modern, woke-friendly, non-passive aggressive chat...

"No sir, I am not a liar!'

"Yes you are! Your story does not stack up, we have witnesses who contradict everything you have said, not to mention the fact we have you on CCTV.."

"Well now sir. As my dear old Ma' used to say - 'Only tell a lie, when the truth won't fit'..."


True story.
 

mel b3

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Once had an Irish "client" whom I was 'challenging' in an interrogation interview post-modern, woke-friendly, non-passive aggressive chat...

"No sir, I am not a liar!'

"Yes you are! Your story does not stack up, we have witnesses who contradict everything you have said, not to mention the fact we have you on CCTV.."

"Well now sir. As my dear old Ma' used to say - 'Only tell a lie, when the truth won't fit'..."



True story.
😂😂😂very wise words😂😂😂
 

NoIDeer

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My mums mates borrowed my mum's ashes to take her out for a drink a few years back, sounds quite normal to me. :cool:
 
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bfltd0

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I wonder how much alcohol the alleged offenders had imbibed before a) they came up with this plan and b) they dressed the corpse.

It would be really laughable, if it weren't really quite tragic.
 
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