All I concerned myself with was the open seasons, don't worry about the closed season as it can only be one or the other, that might sound obvious enough, but people on my DSC were getting confussed with this untill I told them this.
Not the best answer you were after, but it worked for me and them eventually.
I have produced a small table with the seasons on in credit card size and then laminated it, England one side and Scotland the other, I also managed to get the Animal Health Department phone numbers for the areas that I stalk included, keep copies in the car, my wallet and the office, also gave copies to stalking friends.
THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK WHICH I TAKE OFFENCE TO.
All i asked was how people remember them off by heart, it`s a fesible question.
No wonder forums are going down the pan every day.
I will be forwarding a complaint to admin.