Discovery of the densest element known to science

Oxford university scientists have discovered the densest element yet known to science

The new element is known as Governmentium (symbol Gv)

It has one neutron. 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lemming-like particles called pillocks

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a re-organisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places

In fact Germanium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons forming isodopes

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons


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Not forgetting of course the most expensive of these - Advisorons (ASOs - to be repeated quickly several times) which when mixed with Governmentium (Gv) can multiply and reach critical mass very quickly. The densest of these is Cummingson (Dom1) not to be confused with Goingson (Go2) though properties are nearly identical; the former is easily identified however by the unique property of immediately reaching meltdown upon separation from Governmentium. Then there is the family of Borisons (B1) easily identifiable by their inability to mix with anything known to man and known to cause explosive reaction at anytime..............