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a shipment of marijuana has been washed up on a well known rspb site, and the birds have eaten it, police say they will leave no tern unstoned.

I went to the doctors with a terrible ear ache
"Can you describe the symptoms" the doctor said
"Sure" I said "Homer's a fat *******, and Marge has blue hair"

I bought a Thesaurus but - due to a print error - every page was blank.

I have no words to describe how mad I was.