drunk

[swarovski]

I went out last friday night and got absalutely bladdered, I woke up in the morning next to this fat sweaty bird who was belching and farting, thought to myself thank f--k for that at least I made it home

 

[timbrayford]

I went out last friday night and got absalutely bladdered, I woke up in the morning next to this fat sweaty bird who was belching and farting, thought to myself thank f--k for that at least I made it home

If I was a real man I'd tell the Mrs that one