Eddie Jordan Joke


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A heavily pregnant Irish woman was involved in a terrible car crash that put her into a coma. Months later she came out of the coma to find that she is no longer pregnant.
"What happened?" She asks the nurse.
"Everything's fine". Says the nurse.
"You had twins, a boy and a girl. Your brother came in from the country and he is looking after them. He has given them names and has had them Christened."
"Oh no". Says the mother. "He's and eejit, what has he named them?"
"Well". Says the nurse.
"He's named your little girl Deniece".
"Oh, that's not too bad". Says the mother.
"What's my son's name?"
"Well". Says the nurse.
"His name is Denephew"