Femail Marine Pilot

parky

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Female Marine Pilot
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> The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
> tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids
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> There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved.
> But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
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> "Janie, do you have a story to share?"
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> 'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine
> pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
> enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a
> survival knife.
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> She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then
> her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15
> of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with
> the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her
> bare hands."
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> ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you
> was the moral to this horrible story?"
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> "Don't f**k with Mommy when she's been drinking."
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