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EMcC

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A new man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!'"

St. Peter was impressed. "Excellent! When did this all happen?"



"Just a couple of minutes ago."
 

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