Subject: Royal birth prompts deep thought
|What deep thinkers men are...|
I mowed, cleaned the pool today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the NUTS?
Women always maintain that giving birth is far more painful than a Guy getting kicked in the NUTS.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a Guy say, "You know, I think I'd like another kick in the NUTS"
I rest my case. Time for another beer.