Last Kiss


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The Last Kiss:

Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinoisbikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off theMurray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, getsoff his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, slips past the State Trooperwho was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commitsuicide!"

While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', Georgealso didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so heasked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... Why don't you give oleGeorge here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back overthe railing and did just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kissfollowed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a bigthumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the StateTrooper, and then says, "Wow! Thatwas the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you’re wasting,Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are youcommitting suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like agirl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.