Little Jonny.......Again!


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Teacher in the classroom was giving a history lesson to the kids asked “who said a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse”

A little Japanese boy, who had only lived in England for six months, shot his hand up “King Lichard the Third miss”. The teacher was amazed “well done Wunhung Lo, you have only been here a short while and you know so much about our history already, let that be a lesson to the rest of you. Hard work pays”

The teacher asked another question “What was the name of Queen Victoria’s husband” Wunhung shot his hand up again “Albert miss”. The teacher was most impressed “Well Wunhung Lo, you have shown up the rest of the class, you should all be ashamed of yourselves”

A grumble from the back was heard to say “Little Japanese bastards”. The teacher screamed “Who said that?” Little Jonny stood up............”Eisenhower, Pearl Harbour, December 1941......Miss”