Lonely hearts

Fester

Well-Known Member
Lonely hearts ads---What they really mean :eek:
ADVENTUROUS= Likes anal
ATHLETIC= Small tits
30-SOMETHING= 45
FUN= Annoying
WILD= Gets ****ed easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES= Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR= Ex husband is a F##king nutter
NEW AGE= Hairy with a smelly fanny
HEADSTRONG= Argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING= Alcholic
CURVY = Fat bitch
CUDDLY= Fat bitch
LIKES EATING OUT= Lazy fat bitch
:D
 

TONY M

Well-Known Member
Except for the anal :eek:
ohh, and she`s a lot older than 45 :( :(
and --- PLEASE GOD, MAY SHE NEVER FIND THIS SITE!! :rolleyes: ;) ;)
TONY M.
 

Fester

Well-Known Member
Hi Tony
You made me **** mate :D :D
If shes owt like you buddy im sure shes a wonderfull person :D
Despite no Anal :eek: :D

Damn............ That was my add :eek: :D
 

Fester

Well-Known Member
Tikka308
Shes sharing your bed mate :D Im sleeping in the truck :eek:

Did you tell malcolm were leaving her with him after weve finished ;)
 

JAYB

Administrator
Site Staff
Anything left with Malcolm will be stuffed and mounted, in the museum. Tickets will be on sale :D :D :D :D

John
 

Fester

Well-Known Member
Hi JAYB
Malcolm can do what ever he wants with her after weve finished or should i say Tikka308 has :eek:
I hope he realises that he has to pay extra to stuff her :eek: :D
 

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