makes you think back

ndt man

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I was standing at the checkout in morrisons on new years eve just picking up a couple of bits and a very nice young lady in her mid 20 id say came and stood behind me in the queue and she only had two items a 24 can pack of lager and a large box of durex .I just looked and thought I bet somone will be having a better new year than mine .


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I got caught with a condom in the truck ashtray................I didn't know whether to be relieved or insulted that the missus accepted without argument that the only reason I had it was to keep rain out of the mod' :???: