Man vs son

The Seeker

Well-Known Member
I caught my seven year old son about to steel biscuits from the cupboard.
I said "Oi I wouldn't do that if I was you, one word to your mom from me and you will be in BIG trouble"
"yeah" he's said " but I saw you sticking your winker in auntie Sarah's bum when mom was at work"

I said "there's some chocolate ones in the fridge"