Monday morning joke


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I woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU, tubes entering and exiting different parts of my body,
wires and machines monitoring every function, a gorgeous nurse hovering over me . . . . . .
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

I then heard her say, 'You may not feel anything below the waist.'
I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your tits, then?'