My wife is divorcing me because of SD !

[Grant.N]

My wife has had enough of me having my head in my iPhone every evening for 2 hours.She now wants a devorce as she says I have another woman that I am texting on an evening ???
Thanks SD for being such a wonderful site/ forum.
Happy days !!!!

 

[The tramp]

My wife has had enough of me having my head in my iPhone every evening for 2 hours.She now wants a devorce as she says I have another woman that I am texting on an evening ??? Thanks SD for being such a wonderful site/ forum. Happy days !!!!

​You lucky bugger !!!!

 

[redlab]

My wife has had enough of me having my head in my iPhone every evening for 2 hours.She now wants a devorce as she says I have another woman that I am texting on an evening ???
Thanks SD for being such a wonderful site/ forum.
Happy days !!!!

Pmsl..... Oh how familiar does that sound!!!!!

 

[bigmick11]

Will we all have to turn up as co respondents at the divorce hearing?

 

[tika.308]

Brilliant, typed on my phone

 

[1967spud.com]

We DONT want the kids!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dalua]

Will we all have to turn up as co respondents at the divorce hearing?

Count me out - I haven't the shoes for it.

 

[Dragunov]

Make sure you get custody of the dog!

 

[User00026]

heard it many many times,,,no matter what, "i want a divorce because XYZ shooting related" blah blah blah....

do men ever go "I want a divorce because of your organising closets, obsession with shoes/bags or being forced to watch crappy TV"...no..we ENJOY it because it means we get a few minutes to ourselves to think!

 

[6pointer]

Tell her you have another woman that you are writing to her name is Jayb . That will keep her guessing and tell her when she talks to you her bingo wings flap and it puts you off looking at her she will soon quiet down abit.

 

[Jager SA]

It's a blessing...thank your lucky stars! Whilst you're at it plan your next project...mmm custom rifle!

 

[Yorkie]

My Wife left me for my best Mate. I really, really miss him.

Yorkie.

 

[sharkbait]

If I had a wife she would have divorced me a looooong time ago what gives! A cause for celebration I hear

 

[Wingy]

Ask her to phone my mrs. if they get their heads together they may be able to get at 2 for 1 offer, then we will both be free.

 

[swarovski]

Some people get all the luck , most people i mention stalking directory too rekon it sounds like perv website

 

[deerwarden]

Tell her you have another woman that you are writing to her name is Jayb . That will keep her guessing and tell her when she talks to you her bingo wings flap and it puts you off looking at her she will soon quiet down abit.

If mentioning her bingo wings flap doesn't do the trick, mention her corn beef legs, that will really take the wind out of her sails and shut her up., my wife's pet name is Fray Bentos. deerwarden.

 

[Satyr]

Please post a picture of your soon to be Ex and her share of your future earnings plus phone number. Thanks.

 

[basil]

Don`t be sad pal, rejoice!!
If she ain`t got little feet she could never get close enough to the kitchen sink anyway.

 

[dlz90]

This thread makes me realise I must now up my perscription for more of the SD drug..........lol

 

[Tim.243]

My wife has had enough of me having my head in my iPhone every evening for 2 hours.She now wants a devorce as she says I have another woman that I am texting on an evening ???
Thanks SD for being such a wonderful site/ forum.
Happy days !!!!

There are quite a few old women on here so she may be closer to being half right....
Tim.243