Never assume that men understand.

basil

Distinguished Member
#1
A WOMAN WAS IN A COMA.
> SHE HAD BEEN IN IT FOR MONTHS.
> NURSES WERE IN HER ROOM GIVING HER A BED BATH.
> ONE OF THEM WAS WASHING HER PRIVATE AREA AND NOTICED THAT THERE WAS A
SLIGHT RESPONSE ON THE MONITOR WHENEVER SHE TOUCHED HER THERE.
> THEY TRIED IT AGAIN AND SURE ENOUGH, THERE WAS DEFINITE MOVEMENT.
> THEY WENT TO HER HUSBAND AND EXPLAINED WHAT HAPPENED, TELLING HIM, 'AS
> CRAZY AS THIS SOUNDS, MAYBE A LITTLE 'ORAL SEX' WILL DO THE TRICK & BRING
HER OUT OF THE COMA.'
> THE HUSBAND WAS SKEPTICAL, BUT THEY ASSURED HIM THAT THEY WOULD CLOSE THE
CURTAINS FOR PRIVACY.
> THE HUSBAND FINALLY AGREED AND WENT INTO HIS WIFE'S ROOM.
> AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE WOMAN'S MONITOR FLAT LINED, NO PULSE, NO HEART
RATE.
> THE NURSES RUN BACK INTO THE ROOM.
> 'WHAT HAPPENED!?' THEY CRIED.
> THE HUSBAND SAID, 'I'M NOT SURE; MAYBE SHE CHOKED.'
>
> NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

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