New shoes.


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I've just bought some shoes off a drug dealer.
I don't know what he's laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

Elvis Presley’s coffin was made of Redwood and took 2 weeks to make.

Michael Jackson’s was made of Oak and took a week to make.

Gene Pitney’s? 24 hours from Balsa.

If I got 50p for every maths test I've failed I'd have about £9.20 by now
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