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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat . Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC RUNNING TRACK
£300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £320.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ..
Worn once by mistake . Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
 

SWR

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Best Wanted Add in a stalking mag I have seen was

Wanted
Woman who can cook and iron shirts, load ammunition,and carry rifle and drag deer.
Please enclose photo of rifles and loading equiptment
 

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