One for lady stalker?

UK Outfitters

Nick Gordon

Well-Known Member
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her (as Most men will). Before she could offer her
apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse. She pressed it into the man's hand
along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
meaningfully said....

'Clean my house.'
:D :D :D :D
Stoney Creek - Purpose Built Shooting Clothing