Its a pity that we can't own pistols anymore. I'd prefer a couple of Colt 45's holstered to my side, over my spiderman pyjamas! That way if you get ambushed whilst on the job, you can still get a quick draw on your opponents and the misses will act as a bullet proof vest!!
I notice that youtube also shows d**k wads shooting at propane cylinders and cutting down trees with shotguns!! How very clever