Outdoor self isolation

hammo

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A bit of sun here for a change! Well away from any footpaths, out with the trusty Tbolt and a big slack handful of. 22 subs. Even brought a flask of coffee, while away a couple of hours practising. Bliss.
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How long though until you won't be able to get out unless it's on-foot via your back garden?

If we are in lockdown for c12-months folks will be climbing the walls with frustration so enforcing it will be the only way to ensure compliance, which won't be pleasant.

Even if countryside walks are acceptable they won't be pleasant if the thousands who normally spend their weekends shopping in the likes of Bluewater suddenly take to rambling.

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With any luck some might even forage the wrong mushrooms to try and disprove the Darwin theory!

Should post up a shelf-stripper's guide to UK wild foods in supermarkets:

"Hey stock-pilers. You've bought all the food in the UK. You've cleared every shelf. You're massively fat and you've got enough food to last the next ten years. But you're worried you might run short and actually have to start eating the mountain of lentils and dried butter beans you've horded so no one else can buy any. Don't worry. You can always start stripping the countryside bare. It's fresh, it's green, it's delicious.
Here's your handy guide to all the best wild species to eat in the UK. Try to eat a mixture of the following nutritious foods every day:"

Hemlock, Foxglove, Belladonna, Lords and Ladies, Monkshood, Dog's Mercury, Fool's Parsley, Wild Parsnip, Black Bryony, White Bryony, Meadow Bindweed, Thornapple, Ragwort, Water Dropwort, Yew berries, Buttercup, Wolfsbane, Henbane, Woodspurge, Flag Iris, Snowdrops, Mistletoe and any species of fungi you can find - doesn't matter which, they're all great.

Mmm. Eat as much as you can stuff into your little fat panicky faces folks and it's guaranteed you won't die of Coronavirus. Enjoy.
And remember: if you feel unwell, dig a hole in the ground, lie down in it and self-isolate indefinitely.
 
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Do you remember Lads. When the wife said, can you do some things in the house, and you replied WHEN I GET TIME. You have plenty of time stuck in doors Now. :old: :rofl:
 
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