With any luck some might even forage the wrong mushrooms to try and disprove the Darwin theory!
Should post up a shelf-stripper's guide to UK wild foods in supermarkets:
"Hey stock-pilers. You've bought all the food in the UK. You've cleared every shelf. You're massively fat and you've got enough food to last the next ten years. But you're worried you might run short and actually have to start eating the mountain of lentils and dried butter beans you've horded so no one else can buy any. Don't worry. You can always start stripping the countryside bare. It's fresh, it's green, it's delicious.
Here's your handy guide to all the best wild species to eat in the UK. Try to eat a mixture of the following nutritious foods every day:"
Hemlock, Foxglove, Belladonna, Lords and Ladies, Monkshood, Dog's Mercury, Fool's Parsley, Wild Parsnip, Black Bryony, White Bryony, Meadow Bindweed, Thornapple, Ragwort, Water Dropwort, Yew berries, Buttercup, Wolfsbane, Henbane, Woodspurge, Flag Iris, Snowdrops, Mistletoe and any species of fungi you can find - doesn't matter which, they're all great.
Mmm. Eat as much as you can stuff into your little fat panicky faces folks and it's guaranteed you won't die of Coronavirus. Enjoy.
And remember: if you feel unwell, dig a hole in the ground, lie down in it and self-isolate indefinitely.