Possible suspect...

[Stalker62]

For the last three days, I have found a loo roll in the front garden - (I know) and I don't even have an outside toilet.




All nicely chewed up, and strewn about the length and breadth of the lawn.




Very important to protect the identity of any 'informant'...









I have begun an investigation.

There has been a 'breakthrough'.

This morning, I think I may have identified a suspect...

 

[Overlay]

For the last three days, I have found a loo roll in the front garden - (I know) and I don't even have an outside toilet.

All nicely chewed up, and strewn about the length and breadth of the lawn.

I have begun an investigation.

There has been a 'breakthrough'.

This morning, I think I may have identified a suspect...



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. my eldest teckle is a loo roll killer as well, he rockets out the house at warp speed as happy as larry racing around the garden if someone leaves the wc door open with his hard earned prize I see your loo roll thief doesn’t try and destroy all evidence and hasn’t tried to secret the said paper in every area of the garden
there may be hope with yours

 

[Dunwaters]

If you can teach him to throw eggs as well, you have the perfect Halloween prankster

 

[arron]

Andrex wouldn't do that you cheapskate,,, get your hand in your pocket and get some proper **** house paper !!

 

[Ratel]

Andrex wouldn't do that you cheapskate,,, get your hand in your pocket and get some proper **** house paper !!

And a yellow lab pup

 

[McKenzie]

The police have found a long strip of leather & suspect it may be a lead.

 

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The police have found a long strip of leather & suspect it may be a lead.

The search for the culprit has narrowed……..,.,,we can discount the teckle boys, the leather lead would have been eaten on the incident site they love a wee drop of leather either as a starter or sweet

 

[Stalker62]

The police have found a long strip of leather & suspect it may be a lead.

 

[reiver]

Due to the theft of loo roll the police have nothing to go on !!

 

[Stalker62]

Due to the theft of loo roll the police have nothing to go on !!

 

[Keith Edmunds]

If any of my dogs slept in and didn't absolutely destroy a Cath Kidston dog bed...................I'd be happy, never mind the loo roll.

 

[Stalker62]

Andrex wouldn't do that you cheapskate,,, get your hand in your pocket and get some proper **** house paper !!

Thank you.

I will refer your recommendation to our Housekeeper Mrs. Hughes...

 

[Stalker62]

If any of my dogs slept in and didn't absolutely destroy a Cath Kidston dog bed...................I'd be happy, never mind the loo roll.

Give her time Keith...give her time...

 

[Ade8mm]

Didn't need Sherlock to ID the guilty party here

 

[Stalker62]

Didn't need Sherlock to ID the guilty party here.

• Three witnesses?
• Two witnesses and one suspect?
• One witness and two suspects?
• Three suspects?
• Conspiracy?
• Ade & Abet (see what I did there?)

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[long_range_rob]

• Three witnesses?
• Two witnesses and one suspect?
• One witness and two suspects?
• Three suspects?
• Conspiracy?
• Ade & Abet (see what I did there?)

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Charge them under joint enterprise legislation and then shut the s**t house door

 

[LarryLightFoot]

My young hound keeps eating the flower heads in the garden ( the wee shite ) my wife was worried that he might get toxic poisoning, I pointed out that he’s still alive days after eating said flower heads and the only thing toxic around here are his farts….

 

[THE AD]

Two holes in cushions of sofa and all the side of the other for mine. new sofa coming in four weeks.
so feel yourself lucky it's just bog roll.