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[Hunter300]

An undercover cop called at my farm in rural

Dorset yesterday evening...

"I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs", he said.

"By all means officer, just don't go in that field over there", Ireplied.

The cop exploded, saying "Do you know who the **** I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!", he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, "Do you see this ****ing badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I'II go wherever the **** I want, have I made myself clear?!"

I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my chores. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the cop running for his life being chased by my angry bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life.

threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my

lungs,

"Your badge, show him your ****ing badge!"

 

[scotch_egg]

I hate cops like that.

A warrant card doesn’t allow you to go anywhere. What a load a BS. Which he almost landed in.

Had he not got himself in that situation I would be advising you to complain. Might save the next no to independent person he comes across dealings with the attitude.

 

[Dunwaters]

I hate cops like that.

A warrant card doesn’t allow you to go anywhere. What a load a BS. Which he almost landed in.

Had he not got himself in that situation I would be advising you to complain. Might save the next no to independent person he comes across dealings with the attitude.

I think it might have been a joke…..

 

[Hunter300]

Correct, however I would have loved a a farm down in Dorset

 

[scotch_egg]

I think it might have been a joke…..

Should be in jokes

I’m sure you understand why I reacted that way

 

[glasshalffull]

F...in brilliant

 

[The Singing Stalker]

Should be in jokes

I’m sure you understand why I reacted that way

But then we wouldn’t have laughed twice…..

 

[Brighty3006]

Nothing as strange as folk

 

[Bo Diddley]

Best laugh I've had all weekend. Thanks to @scotch_egg & of course Hunter300

 

[Hunter300]

Should be in jokes

I’m sure you understand why I reacted that way

Ok joke is on me then, didn’t even know there is a place for jokes

 

[Dunwaters]

Should be in jokes

I’m sure you understand why I reacted that way

No bother, of course no one else on here has ever done anything similar

 

[Hunter300]

Sorry for the confusion

 

[Tim.243]

Should be in jokes

I’m sure you understand why I reacted that way

True Story,
Going to work early one morning to my salvage yard/workshop as I wanted to paint a car before the start of phones ringing people after parts, there were 4 car breakers before mine, I spotted 2 people helping a chap over the fence of "Ron's " yard. They started at 9 this is 6.50 a bit early for car parts! pointed the 2.8 Capri (this is Essex) and gave it a squirt of right foot....the chap who the other 2 had helped over now looked like he wanted back over.
Timed my coming to a stop not leaving the man and women dressed in black jacket black trousers much room (no collar numbers) who were reaching in their pockets for warrant cards shouting Essex Police!
I said what the ###k are you doing and who is he? He is from Eastern Electricity as they think the meter has be tampered with.
So why are you helping him over the gate as they open at 9....mutter mutter was the reply..
Hang on I will ring the landlord...as you are only here to prevent a breach of the piece which will not be long..
Jimmy it's Tim there are 2 old bill helping a bloke over Ron's gate.
I won't be very long....!
At that point the meter man is looking for a way back..
Passed Jimmy and co on my way down to the yard.
@Paul 'o