Woodsmoke
Well-Known Member
I pluck them from there favourite little trees and bite their heads off, and sometimes I bait the microwave with nuts and slam the door when one enters and hit "full power" for 5 minutes
That's just ridiculous. I can't believe you saw fit to post such utter nonsense. It really is beneath you, and you should know better.
Everybody knows they only need FOUR minutes . . .