Glentrool or somewhere near the source of the Tweed, midge heaven. I remember herself trying to shoot a buck 50 yards away but couldn't because eyes full of midges. Dogs in kennels, shut in and sprayed, still whining all night. Fortunately don't bother me too much.
Rented a holiday cottage in Glen Moriston a couple of years ago as a base for exploring the highlands on my motorbike. Damp mossy birch wood about ten yards from the back door.
Came back from a ride one day about 4:30. Decided to give the bike a wash when it had cooled down. Did that, all was good and then about 6:00 went to have a bath. Made the mistake of leaving the patio doors wide open.....
I only did that once.