Trip to the Doctors

[Ratwhiskers]

A bloke goes to his doctors and says that he's got a problem with his backside, so the Doc' tells him to drop 'em and bend.
On inspection the Doc' finds a £10 note stickin' out of his arse and pulls it out, then a £50 appears.....this goes on for a while till finally the money runs out.
The bloke says how much money was up there Doc'?
The Doc' replys £1990....
Ah! says the bloke, I thought I wasn't feelin' Too Grand!

 

[Andy L]

Oh dear Ratswhiskers, I am pleased that you have posted for the first time and welcome to the site but really!!!!

 

[Ratwhiskers]

Hi Andy.

I've been lurkin' on here for some time, but thought I'd drop the bombshell that I'm here in and appropriate manner

Regards.

Ratwhiskers.
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