What did THIS??

gerarddwatts

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This was just one prong of a treble fly, released by Kate Moss, obviously, wearing a leopard skin thong, when she was on her recent Scottish holiday which involved wading up obscure rivers. She came across a demented muppet who had snagged a rock so she immediately dived in to release his fly but let go while it was under tension and it pinged back with extreme violence and punctured his flesh and caused throbbing of his extremities and appendages.


Obviously.
 

Scandially

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This was just one prong of a treble fly, released by Kate Moss, obviously, wearing a leopard skin thong, when she was on her recent Scottish holiday which involved wading up obscure rivers. She came across a demented muppet who had snagged a rock so she immediately dived in to release his fly but let go while it was under tension and it pinged back with extreme violence and punctured his flesh and caused throbbing of his extremities and appendages.


Obviously.
"Muppet"....
 

Swedish

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You haven't just left a Shaolin temple have you? Is there a mirror image on your other arm? :lol:
 

Kjf

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Your going to die ........... You need plenty of amoxicillin

Or whiskey

Or an amputation .................

Squeeze n purge , squeeze n purge lol

Kjf
 
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