whats blonde


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A bloke asked a blonde where was the most unusual place she had had sex. She thought for a minute and said, "Up the bum, I suppose"


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Blonde gets home from a bad day at work to find her house has been broken into so she calls the police.
Operator tells her that they have a K9 unit in the area and they will be there in 5 minutes.
Policeman walks up the drive to be met by the blonde at the front door

"Oh thats just great.....Ive had a **** day at work,my house has been burgled...and they send me a blind policeman"