Best dog names you’ve come across

[Rowey]

Two spaniels Dave and Neville

 

[GOMX]

Well I’ve already named my next Gun Dog .. “RUGER” !!

 

[Stayangry]

Mate of mine had a two-legged mongrel called Woodbine.

Took it out several times a day for a quick drag.

 

[Fosbery Holster]

Local farmer has a collie dog called.....come here you feckin bastard.....repeated several times very loudly......l think it must be deaf or something.......

 

[glasshalffull]

Chap I shot with years ago had a fat lab called Otto, always liked that name but I ain't posh enough to use it.

 

[Waz77]

Mate of mine had a terrier called Michael, his surname was Jackson, dog looked like it had some dodgy plastic surgery after a lifetime of hunt work

 

[David.evans]

Sitferfucsake ( cocker )

 

[jer]

An old shooting pal sadly passed now had a spaniel with two names, first name Billy the second Ba$tard it sort of rolled off the tongue whenever the dog chased a rabbit which it always did whilst howling like a fox hound.

 

[Fair Hill]

I had a working terrier that I called Madra (Irish for dog), the wife and kids though it was a bit unimaginative until I trained him all the commands in Irish.

When people admired him and asked his name I used to say he's called Madra because he only understands Irish and they'd just look on in disbelief as Madra would do as he was told when spoken to in Irish and ignore any attempts at commands spoken in English.

It's a pity he didn't like staying underground too long, he had a great nose and great stamina so ended up going up to Waterford to a friend of a friend to work the cover.

 

[Mungo]

Jack Russel called Stilton.
Lab called Spongebob.
Lurcher called Egg.

 

[Stalker62]

...would do as he was told when spoken to in Irish and ignore any attempts at commands spoken in English...

On of the chaps at work trained his dog in German commands.
He also trained it to "speak" whenever someone sucked their teeth. This is often used by certain sections of the community to show disrespect to those in positions of authority.

Very quickly solved that little issue in his life...

 

[merlin]

A number of years ago my wife and I were walking through a park in which a woman was letting her 2 enormous GSDs have a run.... when she decided it was time to call them back, we were somewhat surprised to hear their names....

"Barry! Susan!"

 

[cookingfat]

I have a springer called Mash

We called her that because her dad was called spud

 

[enfieldspares]

Hmm. It's said that the two names "Fenton" and "Jesus Christ" were at one time very popular...or so I hear...as pretty much did everybody else hear, at the time, within a five mile radius of Richmond Park.

 

[ion]

Remember two families who had Jack Russells. Rags, Tatters and Bones, and Tights, Slip and Garters.
We had Josie, springer spaniel who was the widest dog ever. Known as the Chinese Water Spaniel because she was always addressed as 'Josephine Fuk Yu'!

 

[User00025]

2Terriers Penny and Tuppence.
Lab dog called Bastard another called Fu..pig. Scottish keeper owned them.
I had three Border terriers Millie, Mollie, Mandy.

 

[NoIDeer]

Cockers, Stan and Ollie.

A lad I used to have a drink with in Gib. had the most amiable and friendly dog called W@nker, he would befriend anyone in the bar and when they asked his name the response was always hilarious one way or another.

 

[Stalker62]

One of the guys on the shoot - decent sort but under the thumb at home.
He used to have a wee Cocker and you could hear him call her is as butch a voice as he could muster, "Tinker!"

Everyone knew the dog's full name was "Tinkerbell".

 

[NewForester]

One of the guys on the shoot - decent sort but under the thumb at home.
He used to have a wee Cocker and you could hear him call her is as butch a voice as he could muster, "Tinker!"

Everyone knew the dog's full name was "Tinkerbell".

Reminds me a bit of me.

When I am out stalking and people ask if I have a dog, I say "three spaniels".

They are actually Cavalier King Charles Spaniels chosen by my wife and daughter.

 

[eddoakley]

Springer x Bavarian bitch named Dog.

When I got her a friend wanted to call her " nboogie" took a little bit of figuring out but "get down n boogie".
I preferred Dog, everyone still says she's to pretty for her name.

Edd