Chapter 5 - When your wife does not care about you or your Safari...

When you have travelled over nine thousand miles, over two treacherous days, through war torn dysfunctional countries, to get to the middle of nowhere...

You have a 'signal hotspot' - it is intermittent and only on the airstrip in camp.

You grab the opportunity to send a message to your wife, and this is her response...




FFS!

 

[SikaHunter]

At least is was gun related

 

[.24lee]

Tell your wife that you have the staple gun and shot the kudu with it.

 

[kieran222]

At least it sounds like your list of jobs when you get back might be shorter by one, unless she mucks it up and makes a big job out of a small one.

 

[cjm1066]

Let's hope it has some staples in it, or martisi bliss might be challenged

 

[Foxyboy43]

Silly boy!
The dear sainted lady obviously is missing you very much and merely wishes to attach your photograph to the wall so that she never forgets you your handsome face. Next message I suspect will be seeking the whereabouts of the darts set….

 

[long_range_rob]

Silly boy!
The dear sainted lady obviously is missing you very much and merely wishes to attach your photograph to the wall so that she never forgets you your handsome face. Next message I suspect will be seeking the whereabouts of the darts set….

Wall or dartboard?