Why marmite!! Don’t you know it will rot every substance known to man including fine steel!! Terrible, terrible, terrible
"Would you take one of my knives on Safari?"
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Early to bed last night, them up all night with V&D.
On one of my many trips to the loo, a massive spider dropped from the loo roll and then stole my phone.
“Excused boots” this morning: just thinking of using the knife to cut my own throat! Have seldom felt this unwell. The rest of the boys are out.
Meds. now on board and normality slowly returning.
A large bird (no not that kind) has been tapping on my window. I think he is trying to rob me. He is too late, that fcuking huge spider already has my phone…
On one of my many trips to the loo, a massive spider dropped from the loo roll and then stole my phone.
“Excused boots” this morning: just thinking of using the knife to cut my own throat! Have seldom felt this unwell. The rest of the boys are out.
Meds. now on board and normality slowly returning.
A large bird (no not that kind) has been tapping on my window. I think he is trying to rob me. He is too late, that fcuking huge spider already has my phone…
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At least you were sat on the correct 'seat' when that spider dropped out 
Stalker62
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Never has that rather vulgar phrase (you know the one),been more appropriate, nor my actual position, more serendipitous.At least you were sat on the correct 'seat' when that spider dropped out
This comes to mind...Never has that rather vulgar phrase (you know the one),been more appropriate, nor my actual position, more serendipitous.
Stalker62
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Funny you say that…I can see the write up now, nicks his thigh with the new knife and uses the Tilley and some duct tape to stem the flow!!
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Ever had a delivery from Amazon?So why did the postie ring the doorbell and then chuck the package over the hedge?
You are lucky they don’t just hurl stuff over the fence without ringing the doorbell.
At least when RM ring the bell, (provided of course you are in), it lets you know that a parcel has been delivered and you can go and look for it, in the hedge…
Evri have got to be the worst. They don't even stop their vehicle. They just hurl the parcel out the window as they pass the end of our lane, 200yds from our house!
They'd have to get out of their vehicle to ring it, and that's not going to happen. Lazy feckers.Perhaps fit a bell at the end of your lane…
Maybe the bird is a Toucan and just looking for a nice refreshing can of Guinness!
Shame about the V&D......I'm sure you'll recover and be able to regale us with more tales of derring do!
Would that be…..bell end?Perhaps fit a bell at the end of your lane…
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Tips
Do pack Imodium and electrolytes. I made the rather schoolboy error of thinking that South Africa is not as testing as Mozambique. It is. Pack the meds.
Meanwhile. I see Tommy the Toilet (a place I know well) Terror is back..
Always check the bastards have not slipped into your boots.
Do pack Imodium and electrolytes. I made the rather schoolboy error of thinking that South Africa is not as testing as Mozambique. It is. Pack the meds.
Meanwhile. I see Tommy the Toilet (a place I know well) Terror is back..
Always check the bastards have not slipped into your boots.
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Hey
That Gemsbok has got a knife just like yours
That Gemsbok has got a knife just like yours
How did it/he get on, did he like it @Stalker1962 ?
i was wondering what the knife would get used for on a safari!
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