However bad it is, it could always be worse
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3691605/Taxi-dear-me.html
That is one of the funniest things i have ever seen on the internet - check the facebook page. That is now my top line cheer me up page - you cannot help laugh!

A year after agreed delivery & at this point I lost my cool and paid the gentleman a visit - set out the situation and my expectations for the future.