Women ! Outfits !

[Nimrod1960]

She who must be obeyed and her mate have nono-shares in a nag running at Aintree today.

Like an idiot I asked, last night, “do you know what you are wearing darling” , “yes” came the confident reply.

The scene this morning after much pinging of phone messages between the pair of them. Utter chaos and garments strewn around.

With the horror question for every chap, after each of many many changes. “What about this one?”.

Response “Very nice dear”

“Nice ! just F’n Nice !”

I once said she looked comfortable, the next 24hrs were not at all !

Outfit chosen with me refusing to comment. Friend arrives during my breakfast, the pair of them squawking like parrots on acid.

They have gone, peace decends.

Can get on with the biltong.

 

[opticron1]

Smile and wave my friend.....smile and wave.......

Just think of the state of them when they come crashing back through the door, reeking of strong drink, carrying their expensive shoes and scattering their losing bookies tickets as they gibber on, before crashing into a deep and noisy sleep!

We see this every year with the Scottish Grand National......morning is a joy to see all the smartly dressed dudes and ladies in their glad rags......by five pm they're in Tesco's next door in bare feet stripping the shelves of Buckfast and staggering to the station to get the train home....if they can remember where they live and who they are!

 

[FrenchieBoy]

When will you learn that in a woman's eyes you will never be right whatever you say, and even when you are right you will still be wrong!

 

[BenBhoy]

I once said she looked comfortable, the next 24hrs were not at all !

 

[BenBhoy]

"Do this jeans make my bum look fat"?





"No. Honestly, no. It's your fat that makes your bum look fat"

 

[Jamouk]

My dad gave me a book for my 18th paperback entitled all that men know about women .... every page was blank inside !

 

[Smellydog]

My daughter's wedding was nearly ruined over a freaking dress and not even hers!
I don't want to talk about it and we never ever do...!!

 

[BenBhoy]

My daughter's wedding was nearly ruined over a freaking dress and not even hers!
I don't want to talk about it and we never ever do...!!

It's 2025 mate, she should have let you wear whatever you felt comfortable in!!

 

[Andyquadra]

It's 2025 mate, she should have let you wear whatever you felt comfortable in!!

Now where's that spitting tea out emoji!

 

[Rake Aboot]

Yup, some questions are best left unanswered