Because it would appear that there's a lot of vanity amongst stalkers.How did this post reach 3 pages so far!
Anybody got Peter Jones' - aka County Deer Stalking - number? Quick call and we can put a definitive end to this thread and maybe create another "essential" new course - Professional Deer Stalkers Personal Hygiene Course 1 ( PDSPHC 1). Give it a year and course 3 will be the back sack n crack before a morning stalkBecause it would appear that there's a lot of vanity amongst stalkers.
turns the sheilas right offWhy does it matter if your eyebrows meet?
My Bulgarian barber sorts my excess nose forest out once a month.
No2 high fade,wax on the lugs,middle of the unibrow & the q tips up the nose to get it all sorted out.
Doesn't really hurt once done regularly.
They are very useful if you suffer from dry eyes while wearing contact lenses. A good sharp tug on a nostril hair gives instant relief.
Ear hairs are a different matter altogether. What tf are we supposed to do with them???
Do they do ring frazzles?On my bi annual visit to the Turkish barber, they remove what resembles small rodents from my ears with a flaming cotton bud... reminiscent of the smell of burning feathers![]()
When I first moved to the new forest, when it was not a tourist dump, conversations likes above could be heard in pubs after a few beers to many, along with words like cannies (rabbits) and everyone was called a nipper whether male or female, I expect the same could be said about the outback.There isn't much to be shy about re nose hair. Would you feel more comfortable talking to your mate about his nose hair or his balls fur ha ha ha
Well the next question is " does he do your starfish once a month"
You didnt connect with "starfish" ?Do they do ring frazzles?
hand powered,none electricA Dremel on max rpm for Chuck Noris.
The wizened old hunchback was always popular with the ladies. Dunno why, all he ever did was sit at the back of the bar licking his eyebrows.Touch of superglue to tip of tongue then jam it up there, wait for it to adhere then retract.
Wont work for everyone as a long tongue is essential.