do you pull your nostril hairs?

My Bulgarian barber sorts my excess nose forest out once a month.
No2 high fade,wax on the lugs,middle of the unibrow & the q tips up the nose to get it all sorted out.
Doesn't really hurt once done regularly.
 
Because it would appear that there's a lot of vanity amongst stalkers.
Anybody got Peter Jones' - aka County Deer Stalking - number? Quick call and we can put a definitive end to this thread and maybe create another "essential" new course - Professional Deer Stalkers Personal Hygiene Course 1 ( PDSPHC 1). Give it a year and course 3 will be the back sack n crack before a morning stalk
 
My Bulgarian barber sorts my excess nose forest out once a month.
No2 high fade,wax on the lugs,middle of the unibrow & the q tips up the nose to get it all sorted out.
Doesn't really hurt once done regularly.

Well the next question is " does he do your starfish once a month"
 
They are very useful if you suffer from dry eyes while wearing contact lenses. A good sharp tug on a nostril hair gives instant relief.

Ear hairs are a different matter altogether. What tf are we supposed to do with them???

On my bi annual visit to the Turkish barber, they remove what resembles small rodents from my ears with a flaming cotton bud... reminiscent of the smell of burning feathers 😀
 
There isn't much to be shy about re nose hair. Would you feel more comfortable talking to your mate about his nose hair or his balls fur ha ha ha
When I first moved to the new forest, when it was not a tourist dump, conversations likes above could be heard in pubs after a few beers to many, along with words like cannies (rabbits) and everyone was called a nipper whether male or female, I expect the same could be said about the outback.
 
Oh dear. Once whilst working in Central London in full uniform waiting for a member of the Royal Family to finish an event, one of my lads wandered over to me to ask a question. This lad was usually very vain and removed ear/nose hair regularly, but on this occasion he’d missed a nasal hair which was quite obvious. I pointed it out to him and said that as a favour, I could deal with it there and then. He agreed to the procedure, which involved me producing a Gerber multitool from one of my panniers. His understanding was I was going to use the pliers to grasp the single hair. Wrong. My plan was to go a bit deeper and grab as many hairs as I could. As the jaws of the pliers grabbed a little forest of hairs, I did say to him ‘ready?’ Then a short sharp pull down revealed the jaws full of hair.
His shocked expression was followed by his eyes filling up with water. Mine did too ! I didn’t stop laughing for days.
 
Touch of superglue to tip of tongue then jam it up there, wait for it to adhere then retract.

Wont work for everyone as a long tongue is essential.
The wizened old hunchback was always popular with the ladies. Dunno why, all he ever did was sit at the back of the bar licking his eyebrows.
 
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