At last after years of failure...the deer duck cross...

[enfieldspares]

Many may remember that ultimate fish for Arctic waters the rare and seldom seen fur bearing trout. But now scientists have created the ultimate culinary delight for the British and European landscape. The duck deer cross. This muntjac and mallard cross....to be known as the muntard...is sure to be a hit next season with lovers all game meat. Efforts continue to bring out more muntjac than mallard in the cross (so that everyone gets a leg) but for now it's still just the more duckish two legs and two wings per animal.

 

[FrenchieBoy]

Any cooking instructions please?

 

[John Gryphon]

I note that the Kiwi`s are still trying to cross breed another dish.

 

[enfieldspares]

Is it appropriate for this? Well why not?

Two sheep on a hill.
First one she says to the other "Shepherd's coming."
Second one replies "Yes. He's got that look in his eye again."
First sheep says "I think he's going to want to "do it" again."
Second sheep says "Yes. It's not that that really mind. It's only when he tries to kiss us as well."

 

[Stevie/P]

I note that the Kiwi`s are still trying to cross breed another dish.

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[B&W FOX]

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