Canadian govt. bans people from the outdoors

To be honest.....I would be quite happy if they banned a number of our brain dead citizens from ever going into the countryside....
Might stop the "wild fires" started by portable BBQ's and the endless amounts of rubbish left in the "wild" camping spots - especially empty cans and bottles and pop up tents. Some bloody campervan users could be fitted into the same idiot category as well.....
 
To be honest.....I would be quite happy if they banned a number of our brain dead citizens from ever going into the countryside....
Might stop the "wild fires" started by portable BBQ's and the endless amounts of rubbish left in the "wild" camping spots - especially empty cans and bottles and pop up tents. Some bloody campervan users could be fitted into the same idiot category as well.....
Agreed 👍
 
To be honest.....I would be quite happy if they banned a number of our brain dead citizens from ever going into the countryside....
Might stop the "wild fires" started by portable BBQ's and the endless amounts of rubbish left in the "wild" camping spots - especially empty cans and bottles and pop up tents. Some bloody campervan users could be fitted into the same idiot category as well.....
They will ban everyone. They will decide. See the 'undemocratic' bit here I mentioned?
 
I don't honestly expect anyone to seriously consider banning folk from the countryside......but having had to clear endless amounts of other people's crap over the years and the total lack of awareness of a significant number of the knuckle dragging members of this society.....believe me - banning them would be the least of my punishments!
Repeated fires caused by human interference does seem to be making the powers that be think of various ways of reducing the risk.
 
Just like the Covid lockdowns, unfounded, unscientific, undemocratic govt policies might be coming to a country near you soon. This is being trialled in Canada using the excuse of wildfires. Expect similar here to with some half-baked government excuse based on some good ol' computer modelling....
Canada Provinces Ban Hiking, Camping Amid 2025 Wildfire Risks.
Not such a bad idea, its many of the citizens that are half baked! I have witness a number of campfire and BBQ here in the west of Scotland over the last few days despite the very high fire risk alert and numerous please from authorities.
 
It will only be the inclusive diversity bunch allowed into national parks, which includes tv presenters scaling Jacob's Ladder in a chariot 🤔
 
We could do with banning people coming to the lake district!! The amount of rubbish they leave behind and the damage to the ecosystem is astounding …
 
Funniest thing I ever saw in the lake district was a China man pulling a handkerchief from his pocket while queuing for a boat trip, out flipped his hire car keys with it, and they fell into Lake Windermere... never to be seen again... the RAC were still trying to get into the car when we left, I forget which model it was.
 
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We don't actually need the wolves themselves, we just need everyone to believe that the wolves are there. A really good campaign of misinformation ought to do it.
Prefer the real McCoy, until a few get chewed on it won't work 👍
 
We don't actually need the wolves themselves, we just need everyone to believe that the wolves are there. A really good campaign of misinformation ought to do it.
Although it could be an opportunity for semi retired politicians, the misinformation thing...
 
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