Thank you for the advice gentleman!
I have reread all the posts and deduced the following.
Buy small, mild cigar
Buy a large cigar (but don’t load it mid-drive)
Don’t buy a cigar
Avoid buses
Don’t buy a second cigar
Buy Cuban
Buy new world
Buy some whisky
You have clarified this in wonderful SD style and I’m now armed with all of the information and no closer to a decision!!
I may try a single Montecristo Open J. Reviews suggest it’s a mild cigar, with a short smoke time.
Knowing my luck, it will rain sufficiently that I have a sodden stogie that is unlightable.
Either way, I’ll get watch my good friend shoot, in the company of my other greatest friends. Hip Flask in hand.
Cigar or no cigar, it’s a good enough way to celebrate a new decade.