High Seat Cushion

[Mannlicher_Stu]

I just carry a pair of bike clips so when i use an high seat i clip them around my ankles do a nice warm fart which inflates my trousers and when i come to go just take the clips off.

Failing which I use my roe sack which is waterproof and insulated and which I always have with me

 

[Slamdunk]

I just carry a pair of bike clips so when i use an high seat i clip them around my ankles do a nice warm fart which inflates my trousers and when i come to go just take the clips off.

That method can only work if you're wearing rubber trousers! LOL

 

[Mannlicher_Stu]

That method can only work if you're wearing rubber trousers! LOL

Blimey that why it keep going down and I have to keep flatus + them, I thought I had blown a hole in them LOL

 

[Slamdunk]

An added bonus would be you could get a number call squeaks out of them simply by shifting from one arse cheek to the other. LOL