"I have no idea what is for dinner...literally, no idea..."

[Len the dog]

You need to pick a mealtime to open the tin and have it, but be committed to having it at that very meal, I'd go for supper, having just got home for the pub, you can eat just about anything then.

Whiskas?

 

[Stuart Mitchell]

Whiskas?

Tou·ché

 

[Stalker62]

You need to pick a mealtime to open the tin and have it, but be committed to having it at that very meal, I'd go for supper, having just got home for the pub, you can eat just about anything then.

@Stuart Mitchell


This is actually, excellent advice.

However, for me, it would have to be a kebab...





Impossible?

I thought so.

Turns out, they actually exist...

 

[merlin]

Surstromming......

 

[merlin]

 

[Stalker62]

Surstromming......

Just for those who don't know...

 

[Stuart Mitchell]

Do you have cats @Stalker1962 ..?

If not crack on

 

[Len the dog]

I’ve changed my mind and decided to make a more educated guess………..

 

[Terrydeer]

Coconut milk

 

[Stalker62]

I’ve changed my mind and decided to make a more educated guess………..


















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I would rather drink the liquid out of a surstromming can...

 

[Mickeydredd]

Fruit cocktail.....you are dead posh after all..

 

[HonestJohn]

For reasons I will not bore you with - this morning the wee man from Ocado rocked up.


Fair play to the young driver, it was a nifty bit of reversing into quite a tight turn...

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He hurled out about ten crates - "You are my biggest order today"...


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Well I didn't place the order, so I cannot be held responsible for that.

A flurry of activity, and I think I have put everything where it belongs.

However.

There is this little begger; left on the kitchen table...



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Does anybody know the rules for "Meal Russian Roulette"?


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That’ll be the cyanide infused dinner the wife sneaked in as thanks for nicking her favourite red wine again

 

[Stalker62]

Fruit cocktail.....you are dead posh after all..

If 'dead posh', is a working class lad, expelled from Borstal, then yep....I am posh...

 

[johndeere]

sweetcorn

 

[Oh6]

Pedigree Beef/Chicken/Lamb chunks in gravy

 

[Stevie/P]

Knickers in a can

 

[wytonpjs]

I would rather drink the liquid out of a surstromming can...

I’d guessed that

 

[HonestJohn]

Knickers in a can

Or maybe just an empty one to kick down the road

 

[Rory]

Sausage and beans, perfect one man meal.

 

[GrahamK998]

Guessing you're a regular guy...

Tinned Prunes?