Vacancy: Jesus wanted, for Canada

[pob]

A mate of mine went for this job. He got very close, but ultimately was unsuccessful.

His downfall was the last question. Apparently "I spit" was the wrong answer.

 

[VSS]

I'd consider going for it if I wasn't over qualified....

 

[2-dead-in-the-air]

Dont show the wife the list if your applying for it as she will not let you out shooting or sitting down with all that experience......

 

[SimpleSimon]

I'd consider going for it if I wasn't over qualified....

It'd be dull, I think. No challenge....

 

[paul o']

Don't think it will be taken by an English keeper some how ,as the words F**k right off would offend some folk who think far too much of there own stature in life ?

 

[musketsmoke]

Pitty i am a smoker and have a wife and a parrot or it would be for me

 

[greenshoots]

i would have gone for it but ontarios to flat

greenshoots

 

[SamHuntVic]

Ha! That old ad again. I applied for that and got the job. The only difference was the ad had at the bottom "ability to sire 21/2 children. I'm still married to her.
Grant.

 

[Morgy]

Probably a disaffected employee, upset over the little extras they have been asked to perform for their £300 a week job, decided to run an add for their own replacement whilst grossly exaggerating what they have been previously asked to do, in an attempt to justify their refusal to do a few extra jobs about the place.

After all he wasn't expected to do it all in one day!

Just cant get the staff anymore since they banned slavery!