Keeping quiet

Those nice shiny, tinkley brass buckles on your sling need taping up as well. Oh, and make sure your boots don't squeak, like you're stomping through a room full of rats, when they get wet.
 
Remember to put your Ring doorbell app on snooze on your phone!

Find out if your stalking mate has hay fever BEFORE you go out 😤

Remember my ten to two feet can find the driest crispiest twig to crunch even after 40 days and nights of rain😳 .

Remember to charge the battery for your thermal binoculars BEFORE you go out to play! AND take it with you as double A batteries don't fit.

A good mate told me the abovešŸ˜³šŸ˜’.
 
Maybe two things, 1) leave stuff you don’t need for either shooting or gralloching and 2) make sure the rest is individually covered up.

You don’t need to carry things like insect repellent. Put it on and leave the rest in the truck/cottage. Less is more.

Additional ammo in a soft pouch individually packed. Pouch in a pocket. One item per pocket. Binoculars tucked in top of jacket to stop it flapping about.

Gralloching kit: pocket knife? What else do you need to do a gralloch?

Some noise will not spook deer but it depends on the type of sound and on the deer. Sometimes banging sticks together will make no difference and other times ā€˜n twig snapping will set them off. No point losing sleep over but try to keep noise natural.

Once you have sorted your kit and packed in pockets, you only have your sticks and a rifle left, rifle over shoulder and sticks in opposite hand. Nothing on the belt to rattle against.
 
The closest I’ve ever got to deer were the days I was whistling, talking to myself and muttering. The more time I spend outside the more I’m convinced it’s the ā€˜spooky’ sounding noises.

Eliminate the metallic clangs with tape but just move with the countryside. No sudden movements, no sudden stops or gestures seem to work for me.
 
Years ago when staying at my wife’s parents house and doing some shooting I had been out after a stag that her father (farmer)had seen coming into one of the fields . Out in the morning - nothing , wife’s father standing there when I came home and shook my head at him , back out in the afternoon - nothing , came back home and father in law standing there šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøsorry its not there .. ā€œ it’s there all the time ā€œ he says .. ā€œ I’ll come doon wae ye he says ā€œ.. we walked down the middle of the field , him smoking the regal king size like a puffer on the Clyde and the smoke wuffing in front of us, yarning about how good the sheep were looking , me looking all round thinking to myself he’s been seeing things when all of a sudden he stops - points - and says ā€œ there’s the c…t there .. to this day I don’t know where it came from ,standing 70yards away broadside in the middle of the field .. bang - whack .. well done he says ā€œ I’ll get you back at the farm šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøfelt a right plonker , must have been the Regal king size that disguised my smell 🄓😁
 
Minimal kit, a reasonable level of wind all helps. If its still you are much better sitting up somewhere.

Don’t try a creep in, just walk to your preferred spot, get yourself comfortable and have a snooze of 30 minutes. When all the tweety birds are back doing their thing the woods and hills have forgotten you are there and everything, including the deer are going about their normal business. First 20 to 30 mins, bugger all happens, accept that and have a kip in peace with no phone, family or any of life’s other embuggerances.

But in Scotland the above doesn’t work in July, August and September thanks to the midges. Ok if its windy, but if its still, its brutal. Even worse is shooting a deer in such conditions.
 
I look forward to frosty morning stalking. Until I realise that walking on frozen leaves is as noisy as walking on bags of crisps.
And try as you might, you just HAVE to get into that seat !
 
But in Scotland the above doesn’t work in July, August and September thanks to the midges. Ok if its windy, but if its still, its brutal. Even worse is shooting a deer in such conditions.
I once stupidly forgot to put on repellent. Even worse though, I gralloched a buck next to a ditch and rolled my sleeves up. Holy crap, did I learn a lesson that night. I manifested the saying 'stupidity should be painful' 😳
 
I noticed recently while I was out stalking that I’m not half making a lot of noise.
Walking uphill through boggy grass and traversing the rough terrain gets me out of breath, so I know my physical condition definitely needs improving.
What I did notice though, was my shooting stick seems to be making a fair bit of ā€œmetal on metalā€ noise. Definitely not what you want while stalking on a clear day!
My typical kit is:
Walking/hiking boots/trainers.
Soft real tree jacket (no noise when it rubs together)
Hiking pants
Chest rig for carrying glass, TQ, Avon spray for midgies and gralloching kit.
Rifle, mag, spare rounds and fiery deer 3 shooting sticks.

Next time I’m out, I’m going to try putting some weather strip seal on the legs of the sticks to dampen the sound and see if that helps any.

Would anyone have any suggestions on how best to keep quiet(er)?
Travel at half the speed, and then cut it in half
 
One thing not to do is kneel down to take a shot and forget about the Buttolo in your pocket. I know someone who did this once. Wasn't me. Honest
Did that once taking a long shot at a fallow - decided to go from sitting to prone, popped the bipod legs down, lay down on my side then rolled over into prone - squeak! Fallow stopped dead in its tracks & looked straight at me - the squeak was the last thing it ever heard though šŸ‘
 
Insect repellent - try wipes in a plastic bag. Practice silent walking whenever you are out hiking or strolling. Make foot fall irregular, try not to sound like a human. Camo fabric tape up shooting sticks. And as said, slow is the key, step once, look twice.
 
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