Night night darling…

[tozzybum]

Cheese like Wallace n Gromit

 

[FrenchieBoy]

so...... wife needs earplugs in a luxury hotel and canna sleep without em ???

sorry canna help with that


Paul

What do you expect if the hotel is called "Maison Swap-A-Lot"?

 

[Moose67]

It’s now the morning after - send proof of life …

 

[Foxyboy43]

Cheese like Wallace n Gromit

Anor pervert!

 

[Foxyboy43]

What do you expect if the hotel is called "Maison Slap-A-Lot"?

Fixed that for you but thanks for the kind thought….

 

[Foxyboy43]

It’s now the morning after - send proof of life …

I survived - that nice anaesthetist Mr Glenmorangie did the biz!
Mysteriously throbbingly sore shins and mildly bruised ribs but hey - still looking forward to the day ahead which will of course be spent looking for industrial grade earplugs…

 

[opticron1]

At risk of complicating the whole issue......
Where is the five star establishment? If it's close enough to your fellow SD members, someone might kindly do an emergency delivery!
Option two is simply take a normal tissue and scrunch it up and shove it in said ears.....having spent many ears working night shifts it was a useful last option - just remember to take them out (having a small pair of tweezers on the swiss army knife helps, he said knowingly!).

 

[Foxyboy43]

At risk of complicating the whole issue......
Where is the five star establishment? If it's close enough to your fellow SD members, someone might kindly do an emergency delivery!
Option two is simply take a normal tissue and scrunch it up and shove it in said ears.....having spent many ears working night shifts it was a useful last option - just remember to take them out (having a small pair of tweezers on the swiss army knife helps, he said knowingly!).

The Lough Erne Resort outside Enniskillen in NI - where Obama and the other G7 eejits met a few years ago.
Your option proved to be Lady FB’s fallback position - apparently…..
Fortunately I was blissfully unaware of the apparently dreadful noise going on all night despite the contents of a box of Kleenex being inserted…
Ah well, only one more night….

 

[Heym SR20]

Simpest and cheapest would have been to book another room.

 

[noncomplianz]

Chew some loo roll up and stick that soggy mess down the ears for a perfect fit.

Don't ask how I know.

 

[Foxyboy43]

Simpest and cheapest would have been to book another room.

Upon reflection and bearing in mind the grief, both ongoing and forthcoming, it would be cheaper and better by far to buy the sodding hotel!
Anyhoo problem solved; stumbled upon a shooting shop today and herself was able to buy the requisite plugs!
In the spirit of caring so common amongst we married types I did suggest a pair of hugely expensive electronic, blue tooth ear defenders which I knew she would not be comfortable sleeping in but cleverly I did first check that they fitted me.
No luck however - women, huh!

 

[Foxyboy43]

Chew some loo roll up and stick that soggy mess down the ears for a perfect fit.

Don't ask how I know.

Hmmm. I take it they are still firmly in place?

 

[Dunwaters]

Be a gentleman and offer her your plugs.
After half a bottle of scotch you shouldn’t need them yourself.

 

[flatliner]

A real gentleman would offer to sleep in the bath

 

[GWP]

There are times when I do worry about the thought processes of some SD types. I would hate to have a runny nose in your house…..

They use tampons in hospital for nose bleeds

 

[Foxyboy43]

A real gentleman would offer to sleep in the bath

Don’t you know that’s where we store our coal?

 

[Foxyboy43]

They use tampons in hospital for nose bleeds

I don’t believe I can ever unthink that picture….

 

[opticron1]

I don’t believe I can ever unthink that picture….

And if the nose bleed is catastrophic, urinary catheters are also used.......which can make for some entertaining comments!

 

[Foxyboy43]

And if the nose bleed is catastrophic, urinary catheters are also used.......which can make for some entertaining comments!

I hope neither are “recycled”!