NOTHING WRONG WITH WOMENS CLOTHS!

[stone]

MR B
are you going for the center spread in the next months stalking mag this could be a new career move for you

you will need to double the size of the mag
and that is just to get his beard in
but wot a nicely groomed beard it is

 

[Beowulf]

Thank you Stone! I use a Wahl trimmer on it. I also use it for the dogs and the misses!

 

[tika.308]

iam sat here at work p-----g my self at you mr b i cant wait for the cla 8)

 

[wadashot]

At work Andy,? my god, what a job

wadas

 

[tika.308]

its not bad mate just wish i was outside and not sat in a weighbridge. i will cope wadas

 

[wadashot]

I`m sure you will mate, Nice one

wadas

 

[JAYB]

Beowulf at the CLA in a camo thong

What do I do? what shall I take? camera, semi-auto with SG's, baby oil? I am not at all sure I shall sleep tonight having read this lot. It's alright for you buggers but I can't run if he turns nasty

I keep getting this vision of our Steve in a thong, I suppose considering the size of his 6 pack, or is that barrels, he would need something that resembled a spinnaker on an ocean going yacht

What would we do without him

John

 

[Beowulf]

JayB you scurvy land lubber! That's my nick name 'Ol Spinnaker Pants' The problem is that when I goose wing and let the wind fill my sails, the sheets go bar taught and chafe my cleats! You should see what a mess it makes of my 'baggy wrinkles'! Shocking!!

'Jibe too' Standby to repel borders!

 

[JAYB]

D'ya hear there Bar taught, wind in your sails, I am impressed, cos I was told you was jury rigged with an old broken pencil lashed onto a blue pill packet, all because your mizzen was not working

Is it time to break out the small arms? I think I can smell the beginnings of a hunt, you know that Bradley type of game.

John

PS Sorry about yur wrinkles, I think there is a place in Boogie street that can help

 

[Beowulf]

Hi JayB,
I'm as always stood to at battle stations. My gun powder is dry and my fighting irons sharp as a razor clam. Problem is I'm bored of trolls.

As I have a fair number of other site members phone numbers, all I need do is pick up the 'telling bone' and speak to nice genuine folks who I respect. Why bother entertaining these 'Sons of sea dogs'!

Its good to talk John B. I know a song about a Sloop called the 'John B'. Although I prefer to sing about it dressed only in a camo thong and flip flops!