NOTHING WRONG WITH WOMENS CLOTHS!

ladystalker said:
MR B
are you going for the center spread in the next months stalking mag this could be a new career move for you ;)
you will need to double the size of the mag
and that is just to get his beard in :lol:
but wot a nicely groomed beard it is :twisted:
 
Beowulf at the CLA in a camo thong :shock:

What do I do? what shall I take? camera, semi-auto with SG's, baby oil? I am not at all sure I shall sleep tonight having read this lot. It's alright for you buggers but I can't run if he turns nasty :-P

I keep getting this vision of our Steve in a thong, I suppose considering the size of his 6 pack, or is that barrels, he would need something that resembled a spinnaker on an ocean going yacht :lol: :lol:

What would we do without him :???:

John
 
JayB you scurvy land lubber! :lol: That's my nick name 'Ol Spinnaker Pants' The problem is that when I goose wing and let the wind fill my sails, the sheets go bar taught and chafe my cleats! You should see what a mess it makes of my 'baggy wrinkles'! Shocking!!:shock:

'Jibe too' Standby to repel borders! :lol:
 
D'ya hear there Bar taught, wind in your sails, I am impressed, cos I was told you was jury rigged with an old broken pencil lashed onto a blue pill packet, all because your mizzen was not working :shock: :lol: :lol:

Is it time to break out the small arms? I think I can smell the beginnings of a hunt, you know that Bradley type of game. ;)

John

PS Sorry about yur wrinkles, I think there is a place in Boogie street that can help :shock: :shock:
 
Hi JayB,
I'm as always stood to at battle stations. My gun powder is dry and my fighting irons sharp as a razor clam. Problem is I'm bored of trolls.

As I have a fair number of other site members phone numbers, all I need do is pick up the 'telling bone' and speak to nice genuine folks who I respect. Why bother entertaining these 'Sons of sea dogs'! :shock:

Its good to talk John B. ;) I know a song about a Sloop called the 'John B'. :-D Although I prefer to sing about it dressed only in a camo thong and flip flops! :lol:
 
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