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taxman

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Based in S Wales, now semi retired have more time for shooting/stalking which I have done for many years.
Long time member BASC/BDS and hold DSC1. Sadly no useful dog - they are both too lazy. But still looking for stalking opportunities
 
Welcome to the site there is a great deal of information and knollage on here
PS no one likes the taxman, but we will remember your name :-D
 
Well I'm game keeper turned paocher so all is well - but are you all telling the real taxman about teh venison sideline:twisted:
 
- but are you all telling the real taxman about teh venison sideline:twisted:

No! and we are not telling him about the wear and tear on our vehicles, like exhaust pipes, tyres, suspension, extra warm and dry clothing, footwear, cost of rifles, 'scopes and all the other paraphenalia that is required by Stalkers just to generate a few pond of sausages and the odd joint !!
Sorry if I snapped but the number of times I have heard that mentioned really makes me angry because the majority of Stalkers are recreational not Commercial.
Apart from that Welcome to the site.
Returned Mail
Can you believe it?
They sent my income tax return form back to me!
In response to question # 4, "Do you have any dependants?"
I replied -
2.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million crack heads,
4.4 million unemployable people,
901 thousand people in over 85 prisons,
and 650 idiots in Parliament
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who the hell did I miss?




 
Firstly, welcome to the site.
Secondly, yes i do tell the taxman, and the expenses that go with it!
Thirdly, EMcC, what a great answer!
Cheers
Richard
 
Firstly, welcome to the site.
Secondly, 'what do penguins and the taxman have in common'?.........They can both shove their bills up their arse!!
 
Oh well first crack didn't go down too well - sorry, but remember: if you make a loss you can claim it against your other income. the taxman could help fund you---
 
Oh well first crack didn't go down too well - sorry, but remember: if you make a loss you can claim it against your other income. the taxman could help fund you---

Woha !! nothing is taken that serious on here I hope, unless it is a serious question needing a serious answer.
Welcome aboard and join the banter :D
 
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