Totally Off Topic, Sorry, Four Space...

[Dazb1967]

Came across this parked in the local town last week, The guy standing is a Traffic warden, As I was walking past I politely said you just wouldn't park like that but when I looked closer there was a note in the windscreen saying broke down and called the RAC at 10:30, I pointed this out to the warden as it was on a small sticky note and he replied that's not my problem as he was issuing a ticket

 

[Stuart Mitchell]

Today’s award goes to….

 

[Shooterman1]

My wife likes to shop in lidl and Aldi because they’re parking spaces are generous

 

[User00056]

I used to have a pile of slips of paper in the glove box of motor ...had a picture of mickey mouse giving the middle finger and said
" thanks for f**king parking so close, next time leave a can owner so I can get my motor out ...ar5eholes like you should take the bus and not be allowed to breed!"
Used to leave em on window wiper of that's who parked like a ****

Paul

I had a bunch with a wee tortoise on them, and the legend 'Three year olds also have trouble staying within the lines. Perhaps colouring in this turtle will help with your parking'.

I had them printed on self-adhesive labels with perforations so they were an absolute bitch to get off. People who park like tw*ts are fair game in my book. I really should print off some more