What’s you favourite dog name?

Biff.

There is a computer operating system called unix that, generally, ran on mainframe type computers. It tended to have short names for commands and they were often conceived by people who, certainly these days, might be a bit alternative. Unix was written somewhere about 1974ish by Kernighan and Ritchie among others - K&R wrote the c programming language and then much of unix was coded in c. So, for example, unix has a command called "pine" and upon investigation it is found that "pine" stands for "Pine Is Not Elm" and, of course, Elm is another unix command that was an early electronic mail application.

Now you have to remember that this was the very early days of computing and things such as email plus the people involved were a bit alternative, pretty much it was all a big joke and a bit of entertainment. There were various "add-ons" to the email system on the unix system and one was called "biff" and it alerted you when you had a new email. Everyone tried to work out what "biff" stood for and K&R wouldn't tell. Then one day someone was in the apartment of one of them, I don't know which one, and the dog in another apartment started barking like crazy and the owner was shouting "Biff, Biff, shut up, stop barking at the postman" and the penny dropped. Biff was a dog that barked at the postman, and an early computer application that alerted you to new email.
 
We took on a rehome lab last year called “Rua” which I recently discovered is Gaelic for “Red” - apparently nearly the same in Scotland.
Dunno why they called her that really…
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Rua, Ruadh actually means “ red haired”.
The colour red would be dearg, a fox is a madra ruadh, a squirrel is an iorra ruadh.
A red haired lady would be HOT.
 
1. Struan (English Springer Spaniel)
2. Dexter (Jack Russell Terrier)
3. Feidh (Bavarian Mountain Hound)
4. Cudubh (Working Cocker)
5. Bertie (English Springer Spaniel)
6. Ghillie (Bavarian Mountain Hound)
 
Had a Labrador Jack and and a springer Fred
Both named after friends who were beaters and getting on in years
Used be great craic when I’d have to call Jack/Fred come back ye b#####d 😁
 
I was always told to name your dog with a one syllable name as this makes recall sharper and easier for the dog to hear. Shouting Gem, Tip, Meg etc is much easier than trying to get Jeremiah's attention. I did take it a little personally though growing up when 2 of our neighbours called their sheep dogs Ben.
Hounds are normally named with two syllables, Musket, Foxglove, Rascal... but maybe that's as they have to pick up their name out of a pack....?
 
Hounds are normally named with two syllables, Musket, Foxglove, Rascal... but maybe that's as they have to pick up their name out of a pack.
That certainly makes sense. To be fair, the person that told me this was perhaps not the most talented dog trainer, probably got sick of shouting longer names at dogs that didn't respond well to him!
 
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